Slugs and Snails and Puppy-Dog Tails

Today, my poop smelled like mothballs. It was moderately disturbing.

If you do not think this is one of the best scenes in cinematic history, you are wrong.

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Muggles think that these keep evil away. They’re wrong.

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petergatsbygreen:

forevercryingbecausemerlin:

GROW DINOSAURS

We literally have an entire trilogy of movies that explain why that is a bad idea.

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son-of-carlin:



flaming-ducks:


thepleasureprinciple:


Welp.


I HAVE BEEN SCREAMING THIS FOR YEARS. FUCKING LISTEN!!




How did germany and japan develop extremely strong economies?They funded engineers to death.Because engineers, and scientists make things happen

son-of-carlin:

flaming-ducks:

thepleasureprinciple:

Welp.

I HAVE BEEN SCREAMING THIS FOR YEARS. FUCKING LISTEN!!

How did germany and japan develop extremely strong economies?
They funded engineers to death.

Because engineers, and scientists make things happen

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the-credits:

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#they’re talking about fanfiction right

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the best of wallace wells

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